1.只要手機有電,就一定會接。![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_tDWLPHxdTHIWuXB5Y5z1GMwHrxP9lvm5px7ij6IwJ-LmIhLsYxf99iyuWz6I6ZsVv54lYkSbHbpP8ewaPm48_ZmmbncYjZ5OQVrSuc79IZfQPXfU3RFSY9N264zKVVUvaoSgUTXHq4IIx-chmChECavVLhEWw=s0-d)
(手機電池是不是核能啊?)![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_usdQ8crjhxmqRghamD_CGXKWnRNUrIpk3idrnNT4DZYdLgI8fzZEUg65uzmTzub2IRpkWaXdRY37lNFlRBtgVoceqba3ixw2PuA8g0t2jZQTiPgJo3v21E-uB3nUFQAIgERL9x-c_LTc3N62MqBqZyNWmA=s0-d)
2.只要您有覺得產品一點不合用,包退包換。![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_tDWLPHxdTHIWuXB5Y5z1GMwHrxP9lvm5px7ij6IwJ-LmIhLsYxf99iyuWz6I6ZsVv54lYkSbHbpP8ewaPm48_ZmmbncYjZ5OQVrSuc79IZfQPXfU3RFSY9N264zKVVUvaoSgUTXHq4IIx-chmChECavVLhEWw=s0-d)
(這個產品如果不是萬用品,就是裝飾品...)![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_s3siqHZObb58G96vIZsT_hrnrT2BrcO3XHYC0APpnYKgK5xiHTuIYKa2FOq4IWxsA3A4A6QB2JkMjNAm6_1CjfDamIAdytUuG8sOFgZfiIBaIyOUYmpzePcVG-axnHLydQoCxkHozkjJ9sX7kafwf_iKYWTH4HdF-3=s0-d)
3.只要妳有一點想,馬上就看得到我。![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_tDWLPHxdTHIWuXB5Y5z1GMwHrxP9lvm5px7ij6IwJ-LmIhLsYxf99iyuWz6I6ZsVv54lYkSbHbpP8ewaPm48_ZmmbncYjZ5OQVrSuc79IZfQPXfU3RFSY9N264zKVVUvaoSgUTXHq4IIx-chmChECavVLhEWw=s0-d)
(不是守護神的話,應該是背後靈)![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_tOV472YvgKJNbc9minjRFhRnv8GzAtAilXjbdOgV9sgh1JLehjISbaUk6IVLdiTBXQ3H3lGv5kxNsI8gLW_k6COHtksIocvn3EqudSfJJr2RgWlcnst4LCwIq1VS_cfdVNCrCHqYKhieCO6buteu__WCRv-V4=s0-d)
4.只要你想學的,我們都有開課。![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_tDWLPHxdTHIWuXB5Y5z1GMwHrxP9lvm5px7ij6IwJ-LmIhLsYxf99iyuWz6I6ZsVv54lYkSbHbpP8ewaPm48_ZmmbncYjZ5OQVrSuc79IZfQPXfU3RFSY9N264zKVVUvaoSgUTXHq4IIx-chmChECavVLhEWw=s0-d)
(獨孤九劍和吸星大法何時開課啊....)![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_t4UGJ5VIe0IJHMmukpcEUo6986ve4ypaGIBAMISB8-tiHlokg4c_D8IHTciD6S5byAVd6oXFVVbk3F9axI5muHoEQDipFltWOAagaHw7ONYBPR2inT-R4rVxJWNt5vmNCNAkyhn6XYN-LUWZFK_G4cIGIFek7TpA=s0-d)
5.只要你想結婚,我們就能幫你找到對象。![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_tDWLPHxdTHIWuXB5Y5z1GMwHrxP9lvm5px7ij6IwJ-LmIhLsYxf99iyuWz6I6ZsVv54lYkSbHbpP8ewaPm48_ZmmbncYjZ5OQVrSuc79IZfQPXfU3RFSY9N264zKVVUvaoSgUTXHq4IIx-chmChECavVLhEWw=s0-d)
(對象是找到了啦,對方不想嫁給我怎麼辦...)![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_uXJ3f0W9qYZVYrzQw-Q6BScPqYXMLMGou7AdT_5j7ksYcDx_56wPr_vTpbHOB1QXEDQ6kpOhlGmShTctFDnEzwEnXH40MUJgu6qoGwbfLDjKsPQ37bwXRDZGDsJ9eeoXZ0kq8mWCviO3gx6eR5GzydlpnY2EV1cA=s0-d)
6.愛妳,直到世界末日。![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_svqntEoopQeM0dIBP9Ug4FAjnCnKOma73Vxk0I9BJTMWWcc7F-S95_WzoxJfiiC7KJcRd5fh2bd2v5tEu-4w7ZwcP4mAYuG56v7NXi9bVbhs2STWZrZPk03fjicJgAs59U8Bs_aorzpkHZpR8PXJ0a=s0-d)
(被你愛到,感覺世界末日到了...)![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_t_-kDPNo2REGQftVxECr4HAJquBm4PYooy0cS7z-lzG7jAmzIPlrnIOad_MsMWlNFqTIUnlGePIV4OAXmqdXW7H9fgb-EQHQ2xMCPT-HzZjoympFOhUlap1JQrsFn_V0JUlYEycvmab1XYjJvES06alPI3UXo=s0-d)
人活著就是隨時會有想法,真心話和風涼話,還有沈澱完的歇後語
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